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SkeletonGimp
Your worse nightmare and your wildest sexual fantasy. All wrapped into one.

Age 36, Male

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Kent

Joined on 8/10/02

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Posted by SkeletonGimp - April 20th, 2008


I'm tempted to rejoin the Lock Legion, however their general inactivity is breath taking.

When the userpage function came out, it obviously stopped name changes permanently. Both a blessing and a curse, and veteran NGers will know why, I will not explain myself here.

Anyways, since I can't changed my name back to Darth Lock, or even Darth Clock/Lock {{I sat on the fence a few years ago before changing my name to Shalashaska as a laugh. Then I ended up losing my internet connection for two whole years. Now I'm stuck with it}} it makes even advertising myself as Lock a little harder, since few people give a crap about signatures.

Anyways, I doubt anyone will read this, so I will probebly wait many a moon for even one solitary comment. So long, wankers!


Posted by SkeletonGimp - March 30th, 2008


Check out my mate's band Silent Descent, pretty sick band. I think members of Metal Hell especially might like it.

http://www.last.fm/music/Silent+Descen t


Posted by SkeletonGimp - February 11th, 2008


Because of my recent homelessness, and the fact I had to move in with my mate for a while before I sorted this shit out, I was away from my band for a week. A fucking WEEK. Now I'm in a position to start working with them again, they suddenly don't want to know because I had apparently 'moved away permenantly' according to the one person in my hometown I told about it.

Looks like the rumour mill turned faster than the events that actually took place. What's more, the cunts couldn't even tell me they're kicking me out to my face, the fuckers had to get my "good" mate Bubbles to do it.

Over MySpace.

I am officially taking the band link off of my signature and will use it to link to something more worth while.

I also distinctly remember telling them all I was homeless and didn't even get a decent fucking hand of help, or even any kind of usefull advice. This whole situation I got into has made me realise who my real friends are, and what kind of people I want to surround myself with. Yes I'm using the wrong place to rant, this aught to be on Myspace, but I don't want those fuckers in Enemy Embrace {My old band} finding my thoughts out. Instead, I'm going to calmly start my own project, and do better than them.

CUNTS!!!!!!!

End rant.

In other news, I've managed to move back into my mum's, I have found out I can re-apply to the Army after a 3 year medical discharge order, and my personal life looks on the up. I'm looking for work, hopefully start getting money coming in e.c.t. Anyone in the kent area of England who randomly looks at this, if you're interested in starting a grindcore/black metal/death metal project, PM me.

Shalashaska-1, A.K.A Darth Clock/Lock


Posted by SkeletonGimp - February 5th, 2008


On sunday night, GMT, I got kicked out of my house after a violent argument with my mother. I'm using this blog as a means to let those users and clubs I have active conversation with/in know I won't be on that much at all, and probebly for the forseeable future.

I'll be sofa surfing between mate's houses and hope to try and get some kind of accomodation via local government sources some time, but being a full time student over 20 doesn't make my prosects look good. Peace out yall and keep it heavy.


Posted by SkeletonGimp - January 31st, 2008


It's my brother's 18th birthday today, and he's based in Germany with his regiment in the British Army. He's intending to go for a 12 hour stretch of non-stop drinking. Being his older brother, and it being my twentieth birthday tomorrow {{1st Feb}} I said my record was 23 hours, set last year on a non-stop binge session lasting from 2pm in the afternoon till 1pm the next day, whereby by 2pm I fell asleep and awoke on the third day with a hangover that could kill a horse.

Here's the tally from that 23 hour feat:

Average unit comsumption per hour: 3, total units of alcohol consumed: lost count, but go with the idea that on average I drank a pint and a half each hour for an aproximate result of well over sixty. Total damage: Nausia for a week afterwards, three day hangover, hand shakes for one month after {{probebly due to the fact I didn't exactly stop drinking all together till a week after this feat when my mother found empty bottles behind my bed where I drank every evening a litre of whiskey}}

My brother duely replied by saying he'd go for the full 24 hours, meaning his last drink will be finished exactly 24 hours after his first, we go by exacts as you can tell.

Not being the weaker older brother I then retorted, saying I would do nothing but drink beer for 48 hours, starting from 7pm tomorrow, on my birthday, and finishing my last drink on 7pm on sunday, giving me till 3pm monday to recover from my hang over before college starts.

Bring it fucking on.

Oh, and yay for level up! Got a Wade style straight edge razor. Despite the fact I'm far from being a straight edge, or anyone who bothers to shave.


Posted by SkeletonGimp - January 26th, 2008


The night my band played in last night was pretty sick. I doubt any NG users were amoung the crowd, which would have been cool. May have to invest in an NG t-shirt and make our fan base join up, lol. But either way, it was a good night out. Hopefully we'll start recording soon so we can get a demo out and slap some songs on the NG audio portal.

Check our myspace out by clicking my Forum sig pic if you want more details about Enemy Embrace!


Posted by SkeletonGimp - December 21st, 2007


Well, I've never touched this ever since it came out, but now I will do something. I will make a blog post on NG. WTF HAPPENED HERE? I dissapere in Oh-five, losing my number keys in the process, and come back near to the start of oh-eight and it's all different. WTF happened to the other old users, like the REALLY old ones? If I've been a user for five years now, shouldn't I be made moderator? Many of these questions remain unanswered, and forever shall they remain so it seems like,

Peace out bruddas.