I'm tempted to rejoin the Lock Legion, however their general inactivity is breath taking.

When the userpage function came out, it obviously stopped name changes permanently. Both a blessing and a curse, and veteran NGers will know why, I will not explain myself here.

Anyways, since I can't changed my name back to Darth Lock, or even Darth Clock/Lock {{I sat on the fence a few years ago before changing my name to Shalashaska as a laugh. Then I ended up losing my internet connection for two whole years. Now I'm stuck with it}} it makes even advertising myself as Lock a little harder, since few people give a crap about signatures.

Anyways, I doubt anyone will read this, so I will probebly wait many a moon for even one solitary comment. So long, wankers!