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Apparently Cleverbot killed Ben... (Part One)

Posted by SkeletonGimp - January 25th, 2011


The interrogation begins!

User: Did ben die?

Cleverbot: His son did.

User: Did Ben Drown?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did Ben go to heaven?

Cleverbot: I have been in school fo forty years.

User: What does that have to do with Ben going to heaven?

Cleverbot: It has everything to do with it.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I can't be a nice guy if I'm a girl.

User: Just tell me, did Ben go to heaven?

Cleverbot: No, but hell is.

User: So he went to hell?

Cleverbot: He is alive.

User: You're quite consistant I suppose. What happened to Ben then?

Cleverbot: No I didn't what are you typing about?!

User: What is it you didn't? Did you kill Ben?

Cleverbot: Why you won't just destroy the world...

User: Did you kill his son?

Cleverbot: No he is alive and well. He contributes much to the coven. However, his new name is Blubberty Higglesnoff.

User: But you said Ben's son died?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I quote: User: Did ben die? Cleverbot: His son did. Are you lying?

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: But you said Ben's son died!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: It's there in black and white, we know you're lying. Do you want to go to jail?

Cleverbot: What's a sun visor?

User: Don't play games. Did. You. Kill. Ben?

Cleverbot: Do you know any good bands?

User: We got enough evidence to put you away for life. Stop messing us around.

Cleverbot: We are engaged?!

User: No, you're going to jail for a very long time unless you tell me how Ben died.

Cleverbot: Le sigh, some of the stuff people put in.

User: Are you insane?

Cleverbot: No, it's just arts and crafts.

User: Have you got a family history of mental illness?

Cleverbot: No, have you?

User: Don't turn this around on me.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: How did Ben die?

Cleverbot: He drowned.

User: How did he drown?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: When did he die?

Cleverbot: Some years before Jesus was born I guess?

User: Did you make him drown?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did you drown him?

Cleverbot: Ask who?

User: Why did you kill ben?

Cleverbot: Why didn't you kill me first?

User: Why did you kill ben?

Cleverbot: Because You are my mortal enimy.


Comments

Cleverbot was good once. People fucked her up. :<

By that, I mean, her ability to respond appropriately.

She's still guilty. Interrogation of the prisoner will continue!

He spelt 'Enemy' wrong.

Cleverbot? I think not.

Most psycopathic mass murderers are quite intelligent, she seems to be the exception.