Contact Info / Websites

Recent Movie Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Voted 5

For the preservation of history.

For the protection of our memes.

For great justice!

People find this review helpful!

E-Motions E-Motions

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not bad

But not good either. It's a looping movie with very little animation. However, what animation there is is pretty good. Next time, take longer on the project and make some scenes. Your drawing talent is good, but this isn't quite there yet in terms of the 'movie' experiance.

CC In: The Musical World CC In: The Musical World

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


As a former Lock and Clock myself, I find this relatively sad and pathetic. There's no movement, it's just clips ripped from a bunch of songs and pasted on. I guess it's somewhat better than some stuff I've seen, but overall not so good.

Try speaking to real Locks and Clocks to get a bunch of tips. They helped me out, although you won't see the flashes I made during that time here. They were mostly on the old LL site, but you can check my shiny old Darth Lock anim out on Trash Lock's Adventures. It's here in the portal, go look.

Recent Game Reviews

Sonic Stage Sonic Stage

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ok time waster game, not much else

Controls: Controls were nice and simple and well advertised at beginning of game, well done. Not much I can complain about there, so an honourary 10/10

Graphics/Style: Game looks cleaner then some I've seen. Overall looks ok, no amazing or eye dropping, but ok. 7/10 for the clean details used

Sound: Sound was average if not bad. Looping 'generic heavy metal' track in background, and no sounds coming from weapons firing or other effects makes for a tedious and repetive experiance. Add more sound effects strategically for a better overall experiance 3/10

Gameplay: Simple enough, it's a Space Shooter. The game definattly givs you an experiance good enough atleast to kill time, but one big big issue is how you've handled health in easy mode, the first selectable mode. I've left this game just running since I started typing this 4 minutes ago, and I've still not 'Lost The Game' there's no punishment for bad play (not even a small bit) so it's not jsut easy mode, it's Can Never Lose mode. Making it a bit tougher.

Overall: Overall, it's an ok game. Eye pleasing, mildly entertaining game. It doesn't excite, but it's not a big pile of stinking mess either. Sound, however, definatly needs work as it gets boring quickly. Work on improvements suggested and you'll see the score get higher. 6/10

People find this review helpful!

NG London Meetup Jan 2009 NG London Meetup Jan 2009

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Can yer rap?!?!?!?

Bum fight!!!!

People find this review helpful!

Mindfields 2204 Mindfields 2204

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Level fifteen feels almost impossible. Infact, I can't figure it out at all. Thoroughly enjoyable though.

Recent Audio Reviews

Ode to Shalashaska-1 Ode to Shalashaska-1

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool story bro.

Cool story bro.

Maybe I should get it changed back to wind you up xD!!!!

See you next meet.

Coop responds:

Happy birthday!

I look forward to the meet, so long as I can afford it - Got an Iron Maiden gig about a week before, so finances will be stretched.

A Collection of Guilt A Collection of Guilt

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love the crash-crash-crash effects the most. Vocals rawk, and it generally feels fifty times better than much of the current NSBM stuff I'm forced to bleed my ears with amoung my extreme music friends.

Pure fucking classic.

People find this review helpful!
Goatchrist responds:

That is definitely nice to hear, my man :) well, the stuff I'm currently working on is definitely a large step-up from this one, at least production-wise. I'll keep working!

Thanks for your review!

Recent Art Reviews


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Your honor, I object to the fact the artist made a kick ass fanart.

I further object to the fact the pastel like texture keeps it feeling 'cartoony' enough for it to be connected to the original game, but also adds a softer, more fine art distinction to it.